Spin your dream body around and rub your dream hands together because it’s time to lucid dream!
We’re reeling and rolling and hurtling through space as we discuss the possibility of astral projection, complete with a helpful how-to guide!
A correction, an orca update, and y’all’s weird and mysterious emails!
Ahhh dreamy, puffy white clouds floating through the sky. There couldn’t be anything nefarious or sinister about those right? Right??? Strap in for everything you never wanted to know about Tempestarii and the Chemtrail Conspiracy.
Warning! These creatures of Hungarian lore are quite horny, and may slowly drain your vitality.
It’s time for more swamp cryptids! Do you agree that two is cute, one is spooky, and five is scary? Let us know.
This week one of your beloved hosts is recovering from a lil illness you may have heard of, so we wanted to give you a peek inside the unhinged world of our Patreon! Please enjoy us talking about weird animal poop and a strange butt scandal- and if you want more go to Patreon.com/noneofthisisreal
We’ll be back next week with new episodes, but in the meantime believe all over yourself!
This week one of your beloved hosts is recovering from a lil illness you may have heard of, so we hope you enjoy this replay of one of our grossest episodes. Don’t worry, we promise not to try any of these “remedies” or “treatments" on Sarah Sinkhole!
Once you blanket you can’t unblanket. But you CAN enjoy these weird blurbs, listener emails, and a retelling of the time Damini saw a ghost.
Get ready to enter one of the spookiest forests in the world, and strap in for everything from UFO’s to deep conspiracy theories as Sarah regales us with tales of the Hoia Baciu Forest in Romania.
Damini couldn’t stop finding out creepy things about the town of Eureka Springs, so put on your top-hat and join us in the morgue for an episode packed with paranormal activity!
The incredible survival story of Jeanna Giese who beat rabies, and the story of the luckiest unlucky man in the world.
Do grasshoppers have knees? Are there small beings in the forest creating havoc? Should we be WAY afraid of beavers?
Get ready to be a little UNCOMFY because these vaginas talk back and have teeth.
You didn’t think we were finished talking about CORNWALL did you???!
You may be too spooked to go catfish hunting or exploring in the forest after this episode, but you’ll have the beginning of a great musical and some sweet bird sounds.
A new Macaulay Culkin conspiracy, and a recent glitch in the matrix.
Did anyone else fall for the “lights out” hoax? Are chain letters a plot by big post office? What really happened to Patty Buckles??
Is that blood, tears, or sweet tea oozing out of that statue??
This year we got ourselves some psychic readings for our birthdays and we may be left with more questions than answers.